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Bath & Body:
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Cosmetics & Fragrances:
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Fitness:
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Insurance:
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Medical:
- Dick Blick Art Materials ~ Safety and Health for Artists; Protective Clothing and Gear
- Global Equipment Company ~ We specialize in industrial equipment, office furniture and safety products!
- Government Military Surplus Auctions ~ Gov. Liquidation of Medical, Dental and Laboratory Equipment.
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Bathroom Safety Products
Beds & Accessories
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Daily Living Aids
Diabetes Supplies
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Nutritional Supplements:
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Pharmaceuticals:
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Vision Care:
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Wellness:
- Air Cleaner from Allergy Be Gone ~ ALL ORDERS OVER $150 RECEIVE A SPECIAL GIFT!
- CleanAir4Life ~ We offer Biozone air purifiers, air cleaners and smoke eaters for home & business use.
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Famous Dental Quotations
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
~ Bertrand Russell
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
~ Johnny Carson
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
~ George D. Prentice
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
~ Miguel de Cervantes
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
~ Mason Cooley
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
~ Ogden Nash
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Dentist a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
~ Ambrose Bierce
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
~ Martin H. Fischer
For there was never yet philosopher That could endure the toothache patiently.
~ William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
~ Joseph Heller
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
~ Martin H. Fischer
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
~ Helen Rowland
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
~ Mark Twain
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
~ George D. Prentice
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.
What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
~ Paul Merton
Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
~ Claudia Wallis